Flip This Wholesaler

12/3/2008

This is really unbelievable.

Just lost another deal.

This is the one where I said I knew it would never close because the guy who I am working the deal with (Murphy) and I are cursed. All of our deals that we try to work together always fall apart.

This one, though, I think is my favorite.

This one was supposed to close on the 24th of last month, and we have been waiting for the bank to sign an extension. Well, they just came back today and said they are not signing it because they are selling this house to someone else as part of a package deal. WHAT THE FUCK? You’ve GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

Now I get to call my new buyer and try to explain this to him, and he is not going to be happy.

I am so ticked off right now I feel like punching someone in the face. Preferably an asset manger/ bank title agent/ etc.

5/15/2008

I would think I was making this up if I wasn’t actually in the middle of the deal..

So, my friend just called Slim to set up a time for closing tomorrow, and HIS PHONE IS DISCONNECTED.  WTF?

I’m going to go ahead and guess that if he doesn’t have the funds for his phone bill, he probably doesn’t have 2k in the bank to cover the deposit.

My guess: he disappears into thin air and we never hear from him again.

Good times.